This Will Make You Laugh 1
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife
dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and
you can do anything you want.”
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and
ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I
pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is a husband.
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s
license.
First,
of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician
showed him a card with the letters:
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked..
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”
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Mother Superior
called all the nuns together and said to them,
“I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in
the convent.”
“Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of
chardonnay.”
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